Pet Rocks and You

At some point in our lives, we all consider getting a pet. Unless your heart is set on a specific species, the choices are many and the decision complex. Rocks may very well be the one pet most suited to you and your lifestyle.

Solid and hearty, Rocks require minimal care and blend into any environment. Pet Rocks easily take to apartment living, or effortlessly tackle large acreage homes. No matter what hours you work, the Rock's playtime will always fit your schedule.

Rocks normally have docile temperaments and do not bark, shed, claw curtains, or destroy furniture. They’ll not dig where they shouldn’t and will always be content to sit on your lap and watch television if that’s your desire.

The origin of Rocks is still being debated, but they are believed to have been here well before the dinosaur. Pet Rocks fall into three classes: Igneous is the most common and comes in basic granite and flint greys; Sedimentary is not as durable and will be chalk, or sandstone, in colour; the Metamorphic requires more care than the others and will be slate and marble coloured. Rocks come in almost limitless shapes and sizes.

A Rock's digestive system is strong, so feeding isn’t a problem. Like camels and snakes (neither being related to the Rock), this pet can go for long periods without food or water. Whatever you can eat or drink, so can the Rock. As a word of caution, the Rock enjoys a good barbeque, deep fried foods and beer. Care should be taken to give these in moderation.

Your pet Rock will sleep wherever you put him. A small mat on the ground and a light blanket will keep your pet comfortable. Some younger Rocks may benefit from sleeping with one of your shirts or blouses until they become comfortable in their new surroundings. It’s unusual for a Rock to wake you during the night unless he’s not feeling well, or has to go outside. Your Rock will rarely chew on shoes, or slippers.

Rocks live equally well alone, or in a group. They get along with other pets, but young children have been known to throw them around. Rocks love to be cuddled and enthusiastically shower their owners with kisses. Your pet doesn’t need to be bathed more than a couple times a year and letting him sit in the rain for a few hours will usually be sufficient. Rocks have a stable metabolism and rarely get sick.

Your pet Rock will love to take long walks with you and they never seem to tire. A short leash is adequate and harnesses are preferred for smaller Rocks, otherwise collars are fine.

Breeding of Rocks isn’t complicated since the Rock mates with itself. At this point, very little is known about their unusual mating habits. The offspring are referred to as stones, or pebbles.

With pet Rocks, the most difficult decision you’ll have to make is which one of these cuddly little critters you’ll take home.